|A nice cup of tea
||[19 Jan 2006|04:04am]
Our Barry has been called an English twat on many occasions. So much so that one day he decided to be very English indeed and do what all English people do: Drink tea.
Unfortunately for him, he's never made a cup of tea before in his life due to being a lazy cunt.
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|Bounty vs the cheaper alternative!
||[08 Dec 2005|02:32am]
We've all seen those ads on TV with the weird Cross-dressers, Brenda and Audry or something. We're not actually sure what their names are, but since they're bloody trannies, we can't be arsed looking them up.
Anyhow, we decided to test Bounty against a cheaper alternative Bounty to see if it really is any better.
However, our Kitchen still looked like shit, so we needed to find a new place to Experiment.
We could think of only one person who might be able to help us out!
Unfortunately, he went a bit demonic and tried to Kill us. This was a Job for our old favourite, Kill it Bam!
Then Barry Not arrived on Scene to restrain the crazy bastard.
"Good Job, Barry!"
Our Director even stepped in to Pacify him a bit more, to ensure his cooperation.
Then we just hauled him off into the Lift. And left him there.
And now we have a nice, clean room to do our experiment in!
Thanks, Fire-escape Man!
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